How to toast a piece of bread:

This is my prefered method of toasting bread (even though it is probably one of the only easy ways to toast bread in the known universe)

Ingredients:

Directions:

  1. Plug in the toaster (Make sure it is working)
  2. Insert a piece of bread into one of the slots in the toaster.
  3. Push down the little lever thing on the side. (If properly working, the coils inside the toaster should start to heat up)
  4. Wait until the toast is brown, then take it out.
  5. You can eat it, it's probably edible. Congratulations! You can now toast bread!